Nothing says “badass” like a skull. Nothing says “I have a JD” like gavels. So together we have… “Badass JD”

What exactly are dicta? Dicta are like the unloved step-children of judicial opinions. Judges love to insert them in their opinions, but they always get neglected by the Rule of Law. So, if dicta are not technically law, why would judges insert them into their judicial opinions? Who knows… but we love them, and it is really fun to say!

For further commentary on the use of dicta, see 142 U. PA. L. REV. 1997 (1994).

We all know about IRAC, your essential tool for scoring well on law school exams. But you can also use this tool to analyze current events. Let’s apply IRAC to the War on Terrorism.

Issue: War on Terrorism.
Rule: Only go to war when absolutely necessary.
Analysis: No legitimate reason to go to war.
Conclusion: End the war in IRAC!

For further commentary on IRAC, see 7 Rich. J. Global L.& Bus. 1 (2008)

The right to marriage was secured by the case, Loving v. Virginia, when the Supreme Court held that marriage was a fundamental right. However, recent statistics have shown that marriage rarely lasts forever. But that doesn’t mean you can’t protect your assets! The fundamental right to trick your partner into signing a one-sided prenuptial agreement is secured with the purchase of this t-shirt!

For further commentary on the right to marry, see Loving v. Virginia, 388 U.S. 1 (1967)

ABA Model Rule 6.1 states that every lawyer has a professional responsibility to provide legal services to those unable to pay and should aspire to render at least 50 hours of pro bono public legal services per year.  Have you done your part lately?  Show how much you support your favorite rock and roller… er, we mean, persons of limited means by your purchase of this t-shirt!  (sorry pro bono might mean free, but this shirt isn’t)

Have you been dying to exercise your right to concur or dissent?  Are you upset that 3muchapparel’s only love for judges has been shown in our I <3 Dicta T-shirt?  If so, the SUPREME design might be for you!  Show your love to the High Court and wear the justices proudly on your chest.

We’ve all heard about the dreaded law school curve. Does the law school curve make sense to you? Of course it doesn’t! That’s why we have taken the liberty to break it down to you in terms of job prospects… where do you fall?

For further commentary on the law school curve, cf. 65 UMKC L. Rev. 879 (1997)

Barack Obama and Joe Biden have shown us that Change Can Happen. Voting is more than just a vote for the president; it gives you the power to change laws, change representatives, change your community and change the world. Let’s not forget how we got here. Remember to always Vote and have your voice heard.
For further commentary on Voting rights, See, e.g., Reynolds v. Sims, 377 U.S. 533

The Second Amendment grants Americans the right to keep and bear arms. So, in exercising this right, what will be your weapon of choice? Here’s a hint: “When brains are needed, brawn won’t help.”

For further commentary on the right to bear arms, see U.S. Const. amend. II.