The right to marriage was secured by the case, Loving v. Virginia, when the Supreme Court held that marriage was a fundamental right. However, recent statistics have shown that marriage rarely lasts forever. But that doesn’t mean you can’t protect your assets! The fundamental right to trick your partner into signing a one-sided prenuptial agreement is secured with the purchase of this t-shirt!

For further commentary on the right to marry, see Loving v. Virginia, 388 U.S. 1 (1967)